Saturday, January 22, 2011

The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated.

Okay, sorry, I haven't been blogging about all my movie escapades. Saw Charlie St. Cloud (yeah it made me cry a little and had totally different aspects then I thought it would, it was good). What else? I don't know, oh Love & Other Drugs. Interesting, funny, didn't like it as much as I thought I was.

Anyway, my subject today, however, is EASY A.



Okay now, this movie is FAN-tas-ic. Emma Stone (Olive) is amazing in it, not to mention reminds me 100 billion% of my best friend Amelia (shout out!) back from when we lived in Washington state. Who doesn't love Emma Stone? House Bunny=awesome, and I'll be sure to be looking for her in upcoming movies. Easy A is smart and funny and totally different. Emma Stone's and everyone's dialogue for that matter, is some of the best I've heard lately; it is funny and quick and real. Her rapport she has with all the cast members was so great, especially her parents and younger brother, it's hilarious.
I just fell in love with this movie soon after I started watching it. It's extrememly funny and I reccommend it highly. Plus if you a fan of Amanda Bynes (who isn't really? She's the Man, What I Like About You, to name only 2 great things) she's the crazy antagonist, I always love to see an actresses who plays the "teen crazy" so well and then get to go all out. We have Dan Byrd (Trav, in Cougar Town) who did great, he's funny. Lis Kudrow! I didn't know she was in it until she popped up on-screen! And a great slew of other people! Including a Disney Channel star, Aly Michalka.
Ah, I might have to watch this movie AGAIN. Like as soon as I'm done writing this. It's different than any other "teen drama-high school is hard" movie. I love, love, love it.

















Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.



Rosemary: I had a similar situation when I was your age. I had a horrible reputation.
Olive Penderghast: Why?
Rosemary: Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. Mostly guys.
Olive Penderghast: Mom!


Mrs. Griffith: I'm the guidance counselor; I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes.


OKAY-REALLY NOW, WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? GO WATCH EASY A.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Scarves

Dear Men,
Don't wear scarves.
Unless you're actually wearing them for their purpose of helping you not die from hypothermia.

Which means you're wearing a coat or jacket while you wear said scarf.
Otherwise you just look gay.

Love,
Kelly......and my roommates.....and 99.999999% of women everywhere.

UNACCEPTABLE ACCEPTABLE

See the difference? See it, learn it, live it.

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Sometimes it's okay to be "that guy"


I really, really, really, REALLY loathe when people do not park properly. It is truly not that difficult. I don't want you dinging the sides of my car because you can't do something so simple. Just line up your car and drive through the big white lines. If you don't get it right the first time, here's a concept, back up a little and fix your mistake! If you can't park-you shouldn't get to drive, if you can't park because your car is massive-get a smaller car! ugh!! I hate when people park crooked. It messes the whole parking lot up. Only idiots park crooked, unfortunately there are a lot of idiots out there driving around. When I have to contort my body to wedge myself into my car, I'm not happy. When I have to go in through the passenger door and climb across my seats to get to the drivers seat, I'm really not happy. In fact, you're lucky I'm not taking a baseball bat to your windshield. Learn to freaking park.






PS-

Do you need a better reason to not do drugs. I mean, I know for a fact Harry would so NOT approve of me doing drugs.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I judge people by the team they support

Today was my first day of classes if the new semester.
*pause*
What? Why is my break between Fall and Winter only 2 weeks? It's going to be a long, busy semester. I'm already swamped with things I needed/need to do; and sadly once I get these things done I'll be hounded by schoolwork. There's always something needing urgent attention. Hopefully, I'll line up some fun things-intramural soccer & wallyball, going to Aubrey's Tennis matches with Kirstin and gang, going to basketball games...maybe some good movies.

On a different note, some Post Secrets over the past few weeks, check 'em out:

I used to work at a Hampton Inn (which is how I know this comment card came from one). I was a houskeeeper, I know, it wasn't actually that bad. It could have been worse lol. But we would totally do that if they gave crappy comments on us, but turn them in if they gave negative comments about the front desk or management hehehe


hahaha this one is just funny. I love getting my haircut and they do always ask you for your whole life story.


Bummer.
I wish Santa Claus was real, that would be the sickest thing everrrr.


Sometimes you just need to be there, physically just be there, and that's enough.


My favorite one on this blog post! lol I totally do that, in a fun-competitive-rival-way, not like a you-are-worthless-and-I-hate-you-way. I mean, it is sport-so it gets pretty intense and heated sometimes. If you are a Cowboys fan, we can't be friends, it's just principle. Also, you Bengals, Raiders, Jets, Eagles and Saints-gotta get outta here. And with play-offs looming and and Suerbowl XLV upcoming (Feb. 6th!!!) We all shall be judging even more harshly. Can't wait to see whose going to be there. We all know my #1 team won't be; curse you Redskins. But wait! My Seahawks managed to get into the playoffssss! Maybe they can pull this out haha. Can't wait for the Superbowl and Superbowl parties! I love football. Once we find out whose playing, I'll let you know who I'm routing for.